Central Oklahoma Classic Chevy Club

The Dashboard A publication of the
Central Oklahoma Classic Chevy Club.
A not-for-profit corporation.
A chapter of Bow Tie Chevys
and Classic Chevy International.
May 2000

You know you live in Oklahoma if...

  • A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

  • Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

  • You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah and Chickasha.

  • You can remember the name of the last state legislator to introduce a bill involving castration, and he didn't mean farm animals.

  • You can recall hot summers by the year they happened easier than you can remember your mother's birthday.

  • You think that people who complain about the wind in other states are sissies.

  • It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.

  • A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.

  • You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.

  • Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

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